Wanna find some boy, rip his heart right out
First man I see, gonna take him down
It aint the Christian thing to do, they say
But someone, somewheres gotta pay

And if it wasnt for guys like you
There wouldnt be songs like this
And if you hadnt gone and done me wrong
I wouldnt go off like this
Yeah, even Im surprised
How easy sweet revenge rolls off my lips
If it wasnt for guys like you
There wouldnt be songs like this

Broke my TV, pawned my guitar
After maxing out my credit cards
You lied much too much, and you lied again
Caught you on the couch with my best friend

And if it wasnt for guys like you
There wouldnt be songs like this
And if you hadnt gone and done me wrong
I wouldnt go off like this
Yeah, even Im surprised
How easy sweet revenge rolls off my lips
If it wasnt for guys like you
There wouldnt be

Songs like this one
That tell the whole world
Just what a jerk you are

And if it wasnt for guys like you
There wouldnt be songs like this
And if you hadnt gone and done me wrong
I wouldnt go off like this
Yeah, even Im surprised
How easy sweet revenge rolls off my lips
If it wasnt for guys like you
There wouldnt be

No, if it wasnt for guys like you
There wouldnt be songs like this