In life one has to face a huge assortment Of nauseating fads and good advice Theres health and fitness Diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter Manners? Charm? Theyre no way to impress So forget the inner me observe the outer I am what I wear and how I dress
Oh now I believe in looking Like my time on earth is cooking Whether polka dotted Striped or even checked With the some glamour guaranteeing Every fiber on of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
From your cradle via trousseau To your deathbed youre on view so Never compromise accept no substitute I would rather wear a barrel Than conservative apparel For my dress has always been My strongest suit Overwear Underwear Anytime Anywhere
Staying in or hitting town wards From the top and working downwards I ensure that every stitch Is stitched in time
Whether wig or hat or turban Whether clad boudoir or urban Is stitched in time Not to strut your stuff Outrageouslys a crime
And the few who are invited Such a crime To my wardrobe are delighted overwear As they wander through my things underwear To find en route anytime Were wandering through your th
That in negligee or formal Ooh negligee I am anything but normal Ooh anything but normal normal
For my dress has always been My strongest suit Overwear underwear Anytime anywhere Overwear underwear I am what I wear Anytime anywhere Overwear underwear Anytime anywhere I said anytime Overwearunderwear Anytime Anywhere
Finest So bring me all my finest Divinest Most audacious my divinest Most revealing Most expensive and to boot Most revealing most expensive Most arresting Most arresting Most heartstopping Most heartstopping Most heart-stoping Most free-flowing Overwear Most eye-popping Underwear Most arresting Anytime Most heart-stopping Anywhere Dress has always been Dress has always been My strongest suit I am what I wear My strongest suit I am what I wear You know that I am what I wear I am what I wear
Dress has always been Dress has always been My strongest My strongest My strongest My strongest My strongest suit My strongest My strongest My strongest My strongest suit My strongest suit
My strongest suit!
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